Tea BHH Party reveals partial Election Strategy

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No more free reading for goody goodies

The Tea Brewhaha Party revealed part of their election platform today after months of speculation and excuses. Tea BHH spokesperson Tomassino Paezzano revealed, at a hastily called news conference, that their tax strategy would be called The Robin Good strategy...

" Heh,heh..get it? Like Robin Hood, but Good..hehe..yea I taughta dat myself...heh heh. Anyways, Dis entails taxing everything good for you with a sort of a tax..Well, not sort of, it is a tax.

Now all doughs goody goodies will get der fair share of taxation type tings and all dat too....By my calculations, dis will collect an extra...trillion dollars in revenues, more den enough to line our pockets er.. line up rockets...Er..yea..da space program..also our Greenback Program..but we'll get to dat anudder time. Until den, take oot eas'." After which jumped into a waiting limo, saluted, and left.

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