Tea BHH Party Announces Amendment to Proposed Bill

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Concerns people will purposely hunt down road kill prevail

The Tea Brewhaha Party announced plans today to amend their previously announced, so called, "Roadkill Bill", to include feeding the poor by allowing for food banks to accept so called "road kill" which would be fed through meal programs to the needy.

Concerns around contamination from the health ministry in regards to the transportation and preparation of the road kill were met with blank stares by T.Bhaha Party President Tomasino Paezzano,

Domestic animals too?

"Look, don't yous guys watch TV? What's dat cussin British Chef guy always preaching? Fresher is better? Eat local, etc, all dat stuff? So don't tell me I'm in da wrong." Adding, 

"Besides, I've been working on a plan wit' Toronto Mayor Ford in regards to some special additions to da menu which we'll be announcing at a future date. I can't say too much at dis time, but let's just say we will also be eliminating another animal problem at da same time. No frickin' animals are going to hold my town hostage. These things don't even freakin' blink".

Easter dinner for the poor?

The controversial Paezzano, who also announced plans to open a " Right Wing Rehab Center" called the Rob Ford Clinic recently, then unveiled two new street name changes to help demonstrate a spirit of cooperation between the Mayor and Police Chief Blair. 

Informed the Chief has announced his plans to resign and polls have Ford in third, Paezzano seemed stunned for a moment before saying, " Yea, well dat's your opinion," hopping into a waiting limo and driving off.