York Region Police Open Training Centre for Zapping

Laser Play "lair headquarters"

Tomasino Paeazzano, Leader of the Tea Brew Ha Ha Party came out swinging - or shooting rather - with a laser gun at a news conference he called to denounce the York Region police announcement that Y.R. police would now have the ability to use laser or electric zappers on unruly apprehendees.

Said Paezzano, 'Giving cops da right to zap people is like giving sharks da right to feast on a bust open whale gut. Ok maybe dere's no connection, but zapping is definitely bad news. Who's to say dese coppers won't use it like dey did in da old days - on dere balls...and wit equal right dese days vaginas"

Paezzano continued his news conference by unveiling pictures of what he described as a secret lair being used by local police to train in laser combat for use in controlling unruly citizens.

Told they were pictures of a new laser tag entertainment location in town called Laser Play, and not a secret mission, and some off duty officers had stopped in for some fun he looked " shocked" for a moment before replying,

' Yea, right, and I suppose da lasers don't hurt".

Laser Play is located at 1805 Leslie St Newmarket, Ontario, Canada. 
Maybe it is a training location. Check it out for yourself! 905-895-6340