Rooters; UPS; Newmarket, Ontario, Canada
The Tea Brewhaha Party today announced their policy on combating home
grown terrorism with party leader Tomassino Paezzano declaring the party
would, " Annihilate da bastads", through a series of raids.
"Foist we wants to hit em where dey hoits by knocking out dere power, den dey will have no choice but to come to approach and when dey do, bam! We nail-em. No one is going to be terrorizing neighbahoods by growing low grade medicinal pot from households whilst I'm in govament"
Told home grown terrorism had to do with Islamic extremists like ISIS
and not " illegal" medicinal marijuana growers, he froze for a moment,
twitched his upper lip and added,
"Seriously? I knew dat, I knew dat..I meant extreme Rastas..not as well known as ISIS and dem guys but nevadaless terrorist-like and cause for concoin we tink."
Informed that Rastafarian was actually a peace loving religion he replied,
"Yea, dat's what dey said about Muslims."
Crickets could be heard at that point.
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"Foist we wants to hit em where dey hoits by knocking out dere power, den dey will have no choice but to come to approach and when dey do, bam! We nail-em. No one is going to be terrorizing neighbahoods by growing low grade medicinal pot from households whilst I'm in govament"
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"Seriously? I knew dat, I knew dat..I meant extreme Rastas..not as well known as ISIS and dem guys but nevadaless terrorist-like and cause for concoin we tink."
Informed that Rastafarian was actually a peace loving religion he replied,
"Yea, dat's what dey said about Muslims."
Crickets could be heard at that point.
