Roadkill Bill proposed by Brewhaha Tea Party

Muffy the cat is an actor. No animals were killed for the purposes of this article.

     Calling it "The Roadkill Bill', Tea Brewhaha Party President Tomasino Paezzano promised if elected the Tea Brewhaha Party of Canada would propose a bill that would make it law that all roadkill be collected in a timely manner and whenever possible fed to our hungry. Said Paezzano, 

 
   "Dis is frickin brilliant! We can kill two birds with one stone so to speak, or deers rather, ha, at any rate why waste it when we can feed people? Can't be any worse than the 3 days a month worth of freakin Nourish freakin soup from a food bank we give em now."

Paezzano addresses a sparse recent Quebec gathering on "Kill Bill"

  Asked if his proposed to be proposed bill would include a distinction clause recognizing a distinction between domestic or wild animals Paezzano replied, 

 

"We recognize the right to be animals at this point. We'll break that frickin dish when we get to it. For now I say bon appetito"

Brewhaha Tea Party proposes transit solution

Ontario's Provincial Brewhaha Tea Party President, Danatello Philioni, wears a "flame hat" to represent riders getting burned during the recent York Region transit strike

  In response to a recent 4 months long strike, Tea Brewhaha Party of Canada President Tomasino Paezzano announced today he has the solution to end future transit strikes. Under the Brewhaha proposal, area councilors in geographical locations considered 'regions" would have to trash their vehicles for the duration and become transit drivers in times of strikes - as well as their assistants, secretaries, and all paid hangers on.

   Said Paezzano, "Our proposal der, correctly places da regional council in an official position der of management, which in times of strikes in any sector dey must jump in and work da line as it were... and dis crew is freakin' ballsy" he added, referring to York Region's council who sat idly by as transit users burned a financial fire death whilst council's own anti-homelessness programs excluded them from qualifying.

  Asked if the (council's unelected) chairman would be included in the mix he replied, "Why do we need someone to hold chairs for people", blinked twice, and left the room.