Roadkill Bill proposed by Brewhaha Tea Party

Muffy the cat is an actor. No animals were killed for the purposes of this article.

     Calling it "The Roadkill Bill', Tea Brewhaha Party President Tomasino Paezzano promised if elected the Tea Brewhaha Party of Canada would propose a bill that would make it law that all roadkill be collected in a timely manner and whenever possible fed to our hungry. Said Paezzano, 

 
   "Dis is frickin brilliant! We can kill two birds with one stone so to speak, or deers rather, ha, at any rate why waste it when we can feed people? Can't be any worse than the 3 days a month worth of freakin Nourish freakin soup from a food bank we give em now."

Paezzano addresses a sparse recent Quebec gathering on "Kill Bill"

  Asked if his proposed to be proposed bill would include a distinction clause recognizing a distinction between domestic or wild animals Paezzano replied, 

 

"We recognize the right to be animals at this point. We'll break that frickin dish when we get to it. For now I say bon appetito"