Pope blesses gay wedding

Tea Brewhaha Party President Tomazino Paezzano flew lesbian rock icon Carol Pope in to help push his new Ontario "bill of gay rights" unveiled by his party Friday at a news conference. Pope almost backed out when told the bill actually included a section making it legal for lesbians to make out in public but not gay men, but reluctantly went along as seen in the picture.

When asked about why the apparent discrepancy Paezzano reportedly responded, "Are you freakin' serious? You even have to ask that question? Every man knows seeing lesbians is hot, but two guys? Fagettabaddit!"

Told the bill would likely fail because of this he repeated more slowly this time - "Fagget - a butt - it!"