Party Leader goes to North Pole

Tea Brewhaha party Federal leader Tomasino Paezzano stopped at the North Pole during his cross country election campaign tour to symbolize his support for Canadian ownership, only to realize very few people actually live there. An announced "pick-up" hockey game attracted 3 non-locals.

When told he'd spent half his travel budget to stop there and would have to stay several weeks before getting out he replied, "Hey, Whattaya gonna do? Get me a brandy and some frickin hot chocolate..I hope they get T.S.N. up here....where the frick are the women?"

Prime Minister Harper, who flew in and out in a private jet the  day before, had no comment.