TP Opens The Rob Ford Clinic - Rehab Centre for right wingers

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The "No Gravy Room"

Rooters; UPI; Immediate Release: Tea Brewhaha Party President #Tomasino Paezzano today announced his intention to run provincially in the election. Paezzano, a  professed self made millionaire and immigrant from "somewhere in Europe" made the expected announcement after cutting the ribbon to his newest venture called "The Rob Ford Clinic", an airport wing shaped rehab centre for "right wing politicians and senators".

                           Asked about his chances of gaining a seat over the more known parties including the surging upstart Greens, TP replied,


" I got dem freakin' saps right wheres I wants em. Da Cons is cracking up due to der name sakes and will spend da campaign explaining da feds' lies, while da Liberals gots oil all over dem, and da greens is too green right now to win. Dat leaves da NDP, and last I hoid she was single. Remember Belinda Stronach? Capeche? Y'mean?" before winking and adding,


"Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a rehab centre to invent."