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| Tom Mulcair |
Tea Brewhaha leader Thomasino Paessano announced yesterday in Toronto that he has
almost come to an understanding with
Thomas Mulcair and the Federal NDP Party to join them in a merger need be in the next election. Reminded their party had yet to elect a single candidate in any riding,
Paezzano the self claimed multi-millionaire replied,
" Details, details. Our polls tell us different...and we tinks we gots a pretty good shot."
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| TDSB Trustee Ausma Malik |
Paezzano, who managed to infiltrate a recent NDP rally in order to make his plea personally to Mulcair, declared they and the NDP were close to a deal but that the official opposition leader wanted concessions to the Tea Brewhaha's proposed "anti-newby" legislation they've managed to have someone raise in parliament asking that Scottish kilts and tams be officially exempt from being excluded from any Canadian swearing in ceremonies.
Informed they already could, Paezzano looked semi stunned for a second before stammering,
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| Jennifer Hollett |
" What? Well dat's not what da Scottish community is telling us. We're bein' told dey get freakin' mocked when dey wear da kilts and tams, never mind da freakin socks, and with the recent naqim or naqib or whateva controversy, dey wants no future problems with wearing tams and da like. Freak, naqib isn't even on da freakin' spell check! Anyway I have confidence Mulcair will come around and if not we'll just work on buying off, er I mean tying off Trudeau's people..Capeche?"
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| Paezzano sneaks in with lighting crew |
Asked about his meeting with Mulcair, Paezzano mumbled they didn't have time to talk in length, but that an understanding came to pass between them while both were in the bathroom to further chat at a later date.
" Besides", said Paezzano, "Dat chick hostess in da short red dress was freakin' smokin"
Told comments like that were
sexist and that Mulcair would not condone such talk, Paezzano rolled his eyes, blew upwards at his hair, and retorted,
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| Mulcair sticks finger in Paezzano's ear while revealing an NDP secret |
" Freak, can't even give a dame a compliment dese days witout the patrol on my case. I never even said she was sexy. I may have thought it, but I never said it wit my mouth. Out loud I mean. You know whats I means." before adding, " It's like da white element in da room."
Asked, "The white elephant you mean?", Paeassano stuttered slightly before replying, "Whateva", you knows whats i means." before exiting the conference.
