Reuters - newswire - Newmarket Ont Canada - The
Tea BrewHaHa Party denied today it had plans to launch a rocket into space. Based from Newmarket, Ontario, Canada the "rocket" can be seen jutting out from its " secret" location clearly visible from the street.While locals complain the pencil-like and as yet unproven and unsubstantiated launch system could endanger nearby residents, Newmarket
Mayor Tony Van Bynen says they are tax payers and are not breaking any coding regulations.
Pressed to weigh in on the "eyesore" located on party property, Tea Brewhaha party leader Tomasino Paezzano denied it was a rocket for a satellite and claimed it was art.
" Dis is a frickin' mastapiece" he purportedly said adding, "We call it, "Smokers Hill".Yea, cuzz if Youze turn da picture it looks like someone smoking. Frickin' ingenious, and has a built in subliminal-type message in dere too about smoking. Combination art/useful objects are da way of da freakin' future." Before adding, "Oh yea, and it also transmits."
Told this, local resident Bill Wilson was relieved. Said Wilson,
"Hmmm, now that you mention it it kind of does. As a local, I'm just glad it isn't a potential hazard. By the way, does anyone have an extra smoke?"
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| "Smoker's Hill" in Newmarket Ontario |
