Brewhaha Tea Party proposes transit solution

Ontario's Provincial Brewhaha Tea Party President, Danatello Philioni, wears a "flame hat" to represent riders getting burned during the recent York Region transit strike

  In response to a recent 4 months long strike, Tea Brewhaha Party of Canada President Tomasino Paezzano announced today he has the solution to end future transit strikes. Under the Brewhaha proposal, area councilors in geographical locations considered 'regions" would have to trash their vehicles for the duration and become transit drivers in times of strikes - as well as their assistants, secretaries, and all paid hangers on.

   Said Paezzano, "Our proposal der, correctly places da regional council in an official position der of management, which in times of strikes in any sector dey must jump in and work da line as it were... and dis crew is freakin' ballsy" he added, referring to York Region's council who sat idly by as transit users burned a financial fire death whilst council's own anti-homelessness programs excluded them from qualifying.

  Asked if the (council's unelected) chairman would be included in the mix he replied, "Why do we need someone to hold chairs for people", blinked twice, and left the room.