Tea BHH Party Announces Amendment to Proposed Bill

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Concerns people will purposely hunt down road kill prevail

The Tea Brewhaha Party announced plans today to amend their previously announced, so called, "Roadkill Bill", to include feeding the poor by allowing for food banks to accept so called "road kill" which would be fed through meal programs to the needy.

Concerns around contamination from the health ministry in regards to the transportation and preparation of the road kill were met with blank stares by T.Bhaha Party President Tomasino Paezzano,

Domestic animals too?

"Look, don't yous guys watch TV? What's dat cussin British Chef guy always preaching? Fresher is better? Eat local, etc, all dat stuff? So don't tell me I'm in da wrong." Adding, 

"Besides, I've been working on a plan wit' Toronto Mayor Ford in regards to some special additions to da menu which we'll be announcing at a future date. I can't say too much at dis time, but let's just say we will also be eliminating another animal problem at da same time. No frickin' animals are going to hold my town hostage. These things don't even freakin' blink".

Easter dinner for the poor?

The controversial Paezzano, who also announced plans to open a " Right Wing Rehab Center" called the Rob Ford Clinic recently, then unveiled two new street name changes to help demonstrate a spirit of cooperation between the Mayor and Police Chief Blair. 

Informed the Chief has announced his plans to resign and polls have Ford in third, Paezzano seemed stunned for a moment before saying, " Yea, well dat's your opinion," hopping into a waiting limo and driving off.

York Region Police Open Training Centre for Zapping

Laser Play "lair headquarters"

Tomasino Paeazzano, Leader of the Tea Brew Ha Ha Party came out swinging - or shooting rather - with a laser gun at a news conference he called to denounce the York Region police announcement that Y.R. police would now have the ability to use laser or electric zappers on unruly apprehendees.

Said Paezzano, 'Giving cops da right to zap people is like giving sharks da right to feast on a bust open whale gut. Ok maybe dere's no connection, but zapping is definitely bad news. Who's to say dese coppers won't use it like dey did in da old days - on dere balls...and wit equal right dese days vaginas"

Paezzano continued his news conference by unveiling pictures of what he described as a secret lair being used by local police to train in laser combat for use in controlling unruly citizens.

Told they were pictures of a new laser tag entertainment location in town called Laser Play, and not a secret mission, and some off duty officers had stopped in for some fun he looked " shocked" for a moment before replying,

' Yea, right, and I suppose da lasers don't hurt".

Laser Play is located at 1805 Leslie St Newmarket, Ontario, Canada. 
Maybe it is a training location. Check it out for yourself! 905-895-6340

Politician Scandal - TP accused of performing in All Male Strip Dance Review

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Tea Brewhaha Party President Tomassino Paeazzano denied today that he is the feature dancer, " El Camino" seen performing strip shows for women across the country this past year, and to be featured at an upcoming Fri Jan 3 2014 feature show at Stellar Hall in Newmarket, Ontario, Canada.

" El Camino" who wears a mask and has an appeal the women describe as " like Zorro on valium", uses a signature rope lassoing trick during the show and incapacitates the women temporarily as he "performs" for them. Women have been known to faint in anticipation of his roping.

Said Paexzzano of the rumour, started when he was purportedly caught taking the mask off after a show,
"You really tink I have da balls to be dis El Camino character? Faggetabaddit. I was just tryin da mask on."

Told he was also only wearing a g-string at the time Paezzano replied, " 

Hey, I just wanted to see what it felt like. You know, wit you parts all cocooned up like. It was different. But no for me." Adding, "Also, need be, I was in a drunken stupor".