Tea BHH Party Announces Amendment to Proposed Bill

Rooters: UPS: Immediate Release: North America

Concerns people will purposely hunt down road kill prevail

The Tea Brewhaha Party announced plans today to amend their previously announced, so called, "Roadkill Bill", to include feeding the poor by allowing for food banks to accept so called "road kill" which would be fed through meal programs to the needy.

Concerns around contamination from the health ministry in regards to the transportation and preparation of the road kill were met with blank stares by T.Bhaha Party President Tomasino Paezzano,

Domestic animals too?

"Look, don't yous guys watch TV? What's dat cussin British Chef guy always preaching? Fresher is better? Eat local, etc, all dat stuff? So don't tell me I'm in da wrong." Adding, 

"Besides, I've been working on a plan wit' Toronto Mayor Ford in regards to some special additions to da menu which we'll be announcing at a future date. I can't say too much at dis time, but let's just say we will also be eliminating another animal problem at da same time. No frickin' animals are going to hold my town hostage. These things don't even freakin' blink".

Easter dinner for the poor?

The controversial Paezzano, who also announced plans to open a " Right Wing Rehab Center" called the Rob Ford Clinic recently, then unveiled two new street name changes to help demonstrate a spirit of cooperation between the Mayor and Police Chief Blair. 

Informed the Chief has announced his plans to resign and polls have Ford in third, Paezzano seemed stunned for a moment before saying, " Yea, well dat's your opinion," hopping into a waiting limo and driving off.

TP Bitter Niagara Falls Green Party MPP Candidate Left Out Debate

Greens want their place at table back

UPS: Rooters;Tea Brewhaha Party leader Tomassino Paezzano came to the defense of Niagara Falls MPP Green Party candidate, Clarke Bitter yesterday, when Bitter was excluded from an on air radio debate with other provincial candidates, claiming his own party, the Tea Brewhaha Party has also been excluded from not only TV and radio debates, but public ones, and including the "after parties" as well.

Told the Green Party actually had someone in parliament & Green candidates running in both Canadian provincial & federal ridings across the country during elections, Paezzano stated,

 " Pffft...that's what dey hoid for yeas demselves. Our green plan, da "Greenback Program", is greener den money. We makes da Green Paaty look Blue. Y'mean? Capeche?

Bitter was reportedly bitter about the media snub and could not be reached, apparently door knocking at press time in the bitter cold.The Liberals, Conservatives and N.D.P. were too busy debating to comment.