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Tea Brewhaha Party leader, Tomassino Paezzano, announced the TBH plan to crack down on terrorism including what they call, "Clockworks Orange", referring to the orange jump suits one presumes the caught terrorists would be wearing.
The multi-point plan includes flagging every family with someone bearing the name Muhamed, or any facsimile of it, as well as creating "no go zones" that Canadians will not be allowed to go to including Russia, Serbia, most middle east countries, North Korea, China, Chechnya, Viet Nam, Pakistan, parts of Germany and possibly Greece...depending. Some paintings inside parliament, and statues, including 'gargoyle types, would be fitted with cameras and bugs in the plan.
Says Paezzano on his run for leadership of the country,
" Hey, I was de original. Trump is nuttin but a cheap freakin copy and a bum. He couldn't build a freakin' wall if I fronted him bricks, mortar, and a bribe. Me, I could, no problem, Er, ah, I mean...Let me tell you about our Clockworks Orange Plan which spots potential future bomb makers, through identifyin' dere early years interest in clocks. Hey, intervention before indeterminate detention I always say... Well, I don't always say that, and, actually dat was hard fo me but..(clears throat)... Anyway! As I say, we tink we're on da rights tracks."
Informed Canadians don't actually wear orange in our jails either he looked briefly confused, or disturbed, before replying,
" Yea well dat will change too under Paezzano leadership....No orange who eva hoid a such a ting. Ridicoolus.""
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| Paezzano would fit seagulls with recording devises |
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