Tea Brewhaha at Party Announcement

Paezzano readies for press conference

Rooters, UPS; Special Deliver; Toronto, Canada

Tomassino Paezzano came out swinging yesterday at a news conference, demanding the fledgling Tea Brewhaha Party be given official party status and a spot in the federal election debates, literally, as he knocked down his own speech writer like a scene out of The Three Stooges while overheard yelling,

" You idiot! I'll give dem so many lefts dey'll be begging for a right!"

When Paezzano finally gathered his group together he shouted,

" Dis is an outrage. We demand a spot with da big boys. Our pockets are as full as anybody's and in dis country dat makes us equals...or something like dat".

Reminded his party had no official status nor anyone anywhere voted in, ever, he replied,

" Mrs Paezzano" with Tomassino after his swanky conference

" Hey, what are ya new? We're new. Cut us some slack heea. Don't means we can't compete. Da people has to know about us and dis is one way to do it. Besides dey need new blood in da oval office or whateva its called."

Told the polls already indicated a new party is likely taking office, he replied,

" See. Dat's my point. Peoples wants's change and we wants's to give it to's 'em."