Tea Brewhaha Party President, Tomasino Paezzano, declared last night his statements that, " More women are needed in da home work force", and "women are da backbone of our baby makin' " were made to reflect the growing need for our society to "get back to basics", adding,
" Let's face facts. Men can't have da babies, much as dey try. Gay or not. So Women control dat situation. Our program evens da playing field up a bit and offers incentives to push women back into da homes and bedrooms, and we tink it will not only help increase the population type tings here, but as well, encourage more nurturing and stable-like environments. You know, kinda like hoases. Pet em every now and den, ride em, feed em and every ting's okay."
Told the definition of "stable' translated differently into English than his plan, which also includes making it mandatory for all non-child bearing women over 27 years of age to be housed at a state of the art women's shelter, and then put to work as " volunteers" in their " Step Back program" in the legal casinos he has planned as part of his " economics-type programs" appeared to be sexist, and would bring people back into the 60's era as far as women's rights, he replied," Yea, well, what was wrong wit "Leave It to Beaver" and "Bewitched" and "Lucy". Everyone knew dese women belonged at home and when dey ventured out dey gots hoit and in trouble - every time - and da families suffud. We shoulda loined from dem."
Informed they were not real people and only t.v. shows written by writers, Paezzano, known for his outrageous stunts, who claims to be "independently wealthy" and hail originally from "somewhere in Europe", looked stunned for a second before responding,
"Pff..Yea...den explain Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Charles Bronson, Sylvesta Stallone and Aunode Swarzzenegga.
We couldn't.
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