Tea Brewhaha party Green Plan

TPE NEWS - Newmarket, Ontario, Canada

Paezzanos car is trashed for the Tea Brewhaha's party policy

Tea Brewhaha party leader Tomassino  Paezzano announced some of his party's green platform today. Included in it was a mandatory scrap your car week, during which everyone would take transit. Dubbed the " trash-car program", the party estimates it will help reduce greenhouse gasses by up to 70% for that week.

When told our transit systems are not able to handle all the extra business, and therefore many or most will be unable to get to, or be late for work, costing likely billions (nationally) in lost production and wages Paezzano reportedly said, " Really? Billions? You serious? I don't frickin think so. Millions maybe, but dats woith it to us. You know, to like, save de environments and stuff".