Showing posts with label Mayors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mayors. Show all posts

Wednesday, 8 January 2014

New Candidate for York Regional Council

TP takes election show to the local shops
Rooters; UPS; Newmarket, Ontario, Canada;

Paezzano to bring MLG to Markham - "cheaper than building one"
Fledgling Party leader and  Tea Brewhaha Party founder , Tomassino Paezzano, called a press conference today, to declare his municipal candidacy for the York Region Council's Chairman seat being vacated by current, and 12 year chair, Bill Fisch, at the end of the term.
Paezzano wants to replace "vulgar panty shot porno" RH statue
Stated Paezzano after unveiling parts of his platform in regards to the position, " I tink I gots what it takes to run dis ting. If I have to shut down transit for 4 months to prove a point, like Fisch did, I tink I have just the right amount of balls to do it. Y'mean? Gotta hand it to 'im - Da 2nd longest transit strike in Canadian history and now highest transit fares in da country. What a legacy!"

Told, Fisch hadn't acted alone, that all the Regional Councilors and Mayors in York Region were responsible for that 2012-13 Christmas and New Year's present that devastated families, and that the Chair position is presently appointed by those same Councilors, as opposed to voted in by the public, he responded,


Paezzano wants to hire youth graffiti Artists s for region paint jobs
"You're kiddin right? You're serious. Dat's great! Den alls I gotta do is convince dese guys I'm da guy! Maybe some home visits are needed den to, ah, you know, let dem know what type of guy I am and stuff ", adding, " Yea, me and Vinny will make a point of it. Capeche?", before winking and jumping into his waiting limo.